谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第四季 第十四集
翻译：古镇少年
他半小时前就该到了
He should have been here a half hour ago.
桃乐茜 根据礼仪规则
Dorothy, according to the rules of etiquette
约会迟到20分钟就不用再等了
you should never wait more than 20 minutes for a date.
她为了约会已经等了六个月了
She's already waited six months for a date.
再等半小时怎么了?
What's another half hour?
我讨厌相亲
I hate blind dates.
如果不是你最好的朋友埃德娜
You know, ma, I never would have agreed to this
她帅哥医生侄子 否则我才不会同意
if it wasn't your best friend Edna's good looking doctor nephew.
他现在可不是单身了
Aw, he wasn't available anymore.
他后来决定从菲律宾买一个女人
He decided to buy a woman from the Philippines.
事实上 他买了两个女人
Actually, he bought two women.
他想要一个额外的用于正式场合
He wanted an extra for formal occasions.
那这个人是谁?
Then who is this guy?
跟你说实话 我当时在公车上
Well, to tell you the truth, I was on the bus.
等一下
Wait a minute.
你撮合了桃乐茜和在公交车上认识的人?
You set Dorothy up with some guy you met on a bus?
拜托 怎么可能有这种好事
Please, it wasn't that glamorous.
我在公交车上看到了一个标志
I saw a sign on the bus.
它说"感觉孤独吗 想不想找到那个特别的人?"
It said, lonely, can't make connections with that special person.
所以我从你钱包里拿了20美元 给了张照片
So I took $20 out of your purse, sent in a picture.
他们在电脑上查了一下 然后你才有今天的约会
They ran it through the computer and boom, you got a social life.
妈 我真不敢相信
Ma, I cannot believe
你把我的照片给陌生人
you sent my picture in to a total stranger.
我没有给他们你的照片
I didn't send in your picture.
我给的是我钱包里的照片
I sent the picture that came with my wallet.
妈 我对你很生气
Ma, I am furious with you.
想想你的约会对象会有多生气
Think of how mad your date is gonna be
当他发现不是和珍妮特·盖纳约会
when he finds out he's not going out with Janet Gaynor.
电影演员 身材娇小
哦 天哪
Oh god.
桃乐茜 记住第一印象很重要
Now Dorothy, just remember how important first impressions are.
站直了 把你的左手放在臀部
Honey, stand up straight. Put your left hand on your hip.
摆一个非常性感的姿势
Now strike a very sexy, sultry pose.
你好
Hello.
嗨 桃乐茜
Hi, Dorothy.
你的屁股怎么了?
What's wrong with your hip?
我以为（希望）你是我的约会对象 萝丝
I was hoping you'd be my date, Rose.
哦 我今晚很忙
Oh gee, I'm busy tonight
也许你可以下周再找我
but maybe you can try me again next week.
盒子里是什么 萝丝?
What's in the box, Rose?
"让我们成为朋友"计划的宣传册
Oh, brochures for the Be a PAL program.
我要把它们寄出去
I'm mailing them out.
哦 那是怎么回事?
Oh, how does that work?
你只要把它们放在信封里 然后贴上邮票就行了
Well, you just put them in an envelope and you stamp them.
不是那个 你个白痴
Not that, you idiot.
哦 你是说这个计划
Oh, the Be a PAL program.
每周去见一个没有母亲的女孩 做她的朋友
Well, each week you get a motherless girl and be her pal.
帮助她写作业
You know, I help her with her homework,
带她去看电影 一起吃晚饭
and take her to movies, and have dinner together.
这很有趣 也许我也可以参加
Now that's very interesting. Maybe I could get involved with that.
- 你 布兰琪? - 当然
You, Blanche? Sure.
没有什么比为一个孤独的 没有母亲的孩子
Nothing would be more satisfying
奉献爱心更令人幸福的了
than to be of loving service to a lonely, motherless child.
当然 我得先看看孩子父亲的照片再决定
Of course, I'll have to see pictures of the father before I commit.
如果你真的感兴趣的话
Well if you're really interested
我可以打电话给办公室 看看送两个女孩过来
I could call the office and see about sending over two girls.
太好了 算我一个
Great, count me in.
嗨 我是埃迪
Hi, I'm Eddie.
这就是电脑给匹配的真命天子？
It took a computer to come up with this?
我是桃乐茜
I'm Dorothy.
这是我的朋友 布兰琪和萝丝
These are my friends, Blanche and Rose.
你好!
Hello? How do you do?
埃迪 我希望你不会太失望
Eddie, I hope you're not too terribly disappointed.
我母亲发去的那张照片并不真实
My mother wasn't exactly honest in sending in that picture.
我知道
I knew that.
我家里有很多珍妮特·盖诺的照片
I have quite a few Janet Gaynors in frames around my house.
相信我 当你深陷抑郁时
Believe me, when you've been in a deep depression
这一年半的时间里 没有什么能影响到你
for a year and a half, nothing phases you.
好吧
Well.
埃迪 你们今晚有什么计划吗?
Eddie, what wonderful things have you got planned for tonight?
哦 什么都没有
Uh, nothing.
我本来想取消约会的 但我的心理医生不让
I was gonna cancel but my therapist wouldn't let me.
也许我们应该一起跟他谈谈
Perhaps if we spoke to him together.
对不起 我还没完全恢复过来
I'm sorry, I'm still not really recovered.
你知道吗 结婚25年后
You see, after 25 years of marriage,
我妻子罗伯塔给我寄了一封分手信
my wife Roberta sent me a Dear John letter.
Dear John letter是分手信 字面义是给约翰的信
太糟糕了 结婚25年了她还不知道你叫埃迪?
That's terrible, married 25 years and
she doesn't know your name is Eddie?
好吧 我想我该喂你吃饭了
Well, I guess I have to feed ya.
我们去找个地方吃饭吧 罗伯塔
Let's go look for a place to eat, Roberta.
呃不 她的名字叫桃乐茜
Uh, no, no. Her name is Dorothy.
你的前妻是罗伯塔
Your ex-wife is Roberta.
我当然知道 别戳我痛处
Sure, rub my nose in it.
早上好 布兰琪 你起得真早
Good morning, Blanche. You're up early.
我在列张单子 和小朋友们一起做的事情
Well, I'm making a list of things to do with our little pals.
我希望我能做好
I just hope I'm good at it.
你这么热情 我相信你肯定能做好
Well with all that enthusiasm I'm sure you will be.
我只是想让这些小朋友的生活有所不同
I just want to make a difference in the lives of these youngsters.
我想教他们 塑造他们
I want to teach them, I want to mold them.
我想对他们生活的方方面面产生积极的影响
I want to become a positive influence
on every aspect of their young lives.
每周只有一个下午 是吧?
It is only one afternoon a week, isn't it?
桃乐茜·兹博纳克 你刚回来吗?
Dorothy Zbornak, are you just gettin' in?
不是 布兰琪
No Blanche.
我起得很早 去严格着装要求的公园里慢跑了
I got up early and went jogging in a park with a really strict dress code.
失陪一下 我要喝杯咖啡
Now if you'll excuse me, I need some coffee.
警察局的电话是多少?
What's the number of the police station?
出什么事了吗 索菲亚?
Is anything wrong, Sophia?
我只是想知道哪里能买到最好的甜甜圈
Nah, I just want to find out where I can buy the best donuts.
当然出事了!
Of course something is wrong!
桃乐茜没有回家!
Dorothy never came home!
她回来了 她在厨房里
Yes, she did. She's in the kitchen.
好吧 说吧
All right, spill it.
- 我想知道细节 - 我也想知道
I want details. Yeah, so do I.
哦 我也是
Oh, me too.
好吧 没什么好说的
Well, there's not much to tell.
埃迪带我去了他遇见前妻的那家餐馆
Eddie took me to the restaurant where he had met his ex-wife Roberta.
我觉得去那家餐厅只会让他想起她
Well I would think going to that restaurant would just remind him of her.
确实如此 尤其是她还是餐厅老板
It did, especially since she owns it, runs it,
而且那个地方叫罗伯塔餐厅
and calls the place Roberta's.
她让我们就座时
As she was seating us,
他恳求她回到他身边
he begged her to come back to him.
他对着蟹饼哭了一场后
And after he had wept over his crab cakes
我恳求她回到他身边
I begged her to come back to him.
所以我猜你不会再和他约会了
So I guess you're not gonna see him again.
- 我还是会跟他约会的 - 什么? !
Oh yes, yes, I will. What?!
听着闺女 你已经很久没出去约会了
Listen, pussycat, it's been a long time since you've been out on a date.
你已经分不清什么是好是坏了
And it's quite possible you can no
longer judge a good one from a bad one.
所以让我来提醒你下
So let me be of help.
糟糕的约会 桃乐茜 非常糟糕
Bad date, Dorothy, bad, bad date.
那天晚上剩下的时间你做了什么?
What did you do the rest of the night?
我安慰他来着 一定是忘了时间了
Well, I tried to comfort him. I must have lost track of time
因为接下来就已经是早上了
because the next thing I knew, it was morning.
哦 我最好休息一下
Oh, I better get some rest.
我们约好一起吃午饭了
We're meeting for lunch.
我不明白 他们好像没有共同话题啊
I don't get it. They don't seem to have anything in common.
我想就像那句老话说的
I guess it's just like that old saying,
异性相吸（对立面相吸引）
you know, opposites attract.
这是真的
That's very true.
在圣奥拉夫 奥利·牛顿·斯普林和他的妻子布里奇特
Back in St. Olaf, Ollie Newtonspringle and his wife Bridget
在各方面都截然不同
were opposites in every way.
他很胖 她很瘦 他整洁 她邋遢
I mean, he was fat, she was thin. He was neat, she was sloppy.
他很高 她很矮 他小气 她奢侈
He was tall, she was short. He was cheap, she was extravagant.
相反 我们知道了!
Opposites, we get the picture!
不管怎样 我永远不会忘记那段时光
Well anyway, I'll never forget the time
他们在我们的年度才艺表演上唱歌
they sang at our annual talent show
就在鲱鱼杂耍表演之后
right after the herring juggling act.
你是说真的有人和鲱鱼做杂耍?
You mean to tell me that somebody actually juggled herring?
不
No.
耍杂耍的是那条鲱鱼
It was the herring who did the juggling.
和小刀一起耍
Tiny little Ginsu knives.
真的 非常危险
Really, very dangerous.
我是说 只要耍错一下 就会把自己切成片
I mean, one false move they could have fileted themselves.
我恨你
I hate you.
总之……
Anyway...
哦 太好了 他们来了
Oh good, here they are.
进来吧 姑娘们!
Come in, girls!
嗨 我是玛拉 这是杰基
Hi, I'm Marla and this is Jackie.
我们是"做朋友"计划的
We're from the Be a PAL program.
好的 我是布兰琪
Yes, and I'm Blanche.
我在电话里听到你的声音就知道你很漂亮
I just knew when I heard your voice on the phone that you'd be pretty.
哦 谢谢你
Oh, well thank you.
萝丝 这是我的小伙伴杰基
Rose, this is my little pal Jackie.
还有你的小伙伴玛拉
And your little pal Marla.
嗨 玛拉 来吧 坐
Hi Marla. Come on, sit down.
你们今天有什么特别想做的吗?
Now, is there anything special you girls feel like doing today?
去看电影会不会要求很过分?
Would it be asking too much to see a movie?
当然不会 我们可以去看奥丽华历险记 或者兔子罗杰
Oh, no. We can go see Oliver & Company, or Roger Rabbit.
或者破晓时刻
Or Tequila Sunrise.
我听说梅尔·吉布森在电影里经常脱衣服
I hear Mel Gibson takes his shirt off a lot.
你知道吗 杰基 我觉得我们会相处得很好
You know, Jackie, I think you and I are gonna get along just fine.
让我补一下妆
Well, just let me freshen my makeup.
姑娘们 跟我来吧
Girls, why don't you come with me
我让你们看看如何把我自己变成稚嫩、纯真的女人
and I'll show you how I transform myself into a fresh faced innocent young thing.
你能跳过纯真的部分吗 布兰琪?
Could you skip the innocent part, Blanche?
电影两小时后开始
The show starts in two hours.
嗨萝丝 布兰琪在吗?
Hi, Rose. Blanche around?
她在给女孩们展示一些化妆技巧
She's just showing the girls some makeup tricks
然后我们去看电影
before we go to the movies.
有什么事吗?
Anything I can do?
我只是想找人谈谈
No thanks, I just need to talk to somebody.
你有问题 但是你觉得我
You have a problem and you don't think that I'm
不够老练世故 帮不上你
sophisticated or worldly enough to help.
哦 萝丝 我很抱歉
Oh, Rose, I'm sorry.
- 你有空吗? - 当然 桃乐茜
You got a minute? Sure, Dorothy.
是关于埃迪的
It's about Eddie.
你知道吗 我已经和他约会一周了
You know, I've been seeing him for a week now.
我和他之间的关系
I'm having a relationship with him
是我这辈子从未和男人有过的
like I have never had with a man before in my life.
纯粹是生理上的
It is purely physical.
埃迪是我有过的最好的爱人
Eddie is the greatest lover I have ever had.
拜托 桃乐茜
Come on, Dorothy.
如果你想谈 你就得告诉我实话
We're gonna do this, you have to tell me the truth.
不 我说的是实话
No, I am telling you the truth.
亲爱的 埃迪可没表面那么简单
Honey, there is more to Eddie than meets the eye.
但我们唯一的共同点是在床单下面
But the only thing we have in common is under the sheets.
床单下面是什么?
What's under the sheets?
他的卡布奇诺咖啡机
His cappuccino maker.
做爱 萝丝 我说的是性爱
Sex, Rose. I am talking sex.
我们不去吃饭 不去看电影
We don't go to dinner, we don't go to the movies.
我们只滚床单 这太棒了
We just go to bed and it is terrific.
还有卡布奇诺?
All that and cappuccino too?
那问题是什么呢?
Well what's the problem?
我说过有问题吗?
Did I say there was a problem?
是你说想谈谈的
Well, you said to want to talk about it.
难道不能在没有问题的情况下讨论下吗
Well, I mean, can't one have a discussion without there being a problem?
我还以为你觉得罪恶感呢
Well I thought maybe you were feeling guilty.
罪恶感?
Guilty?
我可没有罪恶感
I have nothing to feel guilty about.
我正在享受我一生中最美好的时光
I am having the time of my life.
我只是想大声说出来
I just wanted to say it out loud.
但是听着 亲爱的 别跟任何人提起这件事
But listen, honey. Don't mention this to anybody.
这是大多数人可能无法理解的事情
It's the kind of thing that most people probably wouldn't understand.
别担心 桃乐茜 萝丝·尼伦德可以保守秘密
Don't worry, Dorothy. Rose Nylund can keep a secret.
你知道尼伦德这个名字在挪威语里是什么意思吗?
Do you know what the name Nylund means in Norwegian?
不
No.
我不会告诉你的
Well I'm not telling you.
我看起来怎么样?
How do I look?
很好 桃乐茜
Great, Dorothy.
- 你要和埃迪约会? - 是的
You're going out with Eddie? Yes.
对了 布兰琪 我借了你的金耳环 可以吗？
Oh by the way, Blanche, I borrowed your gold earrings if that's okay.
哦 没关系 但我觉得我应该提醒你
Oh, it's fine, but I do think I should caution you.
它们是为小耳朵设计的
They were made for petite ears.
在迪士尼推出小飞象系列之前 也只能这样设计了
They'll just have to do until Disney unveils their Dumbo line.
我最好在埃迪来之前先吃点东西
I better grab something to eat before Eddie gets here.
等一下 你为什么不出去吃呢?
Wait a minute. Why don't you just go out to eat?
时间不够啊
There never seems to be enough time.
你们知道吗 这里面肯定有猫腻
You know, there's something rotten in the state of Denmark.
Something is Rotten in the State of Denmark 丹麦将有恶事发生 语出莎士比亚《哈姆莱特》第一幕第四场 字面意为"丹麦有些东西已经腐烂了"
是他们的奶酪 因为他们拒绝使用防腐剂
It's their cheese. They refuse to use preservatives.
我是说桃乐茜和埃迪
I mean between Dorothy and Eddie.
他们的关系肯定不一般
There is something peculiar in that relationship.
你说得对 我要找出那是什么
You're right. And I'm gonna find out what it is
否则我就不叫索菲亚 索菲亚…
or my name is Sophia, Sophia...
彼得里洛
Sophia Petrillo.
噢对 也许医生是对的
Oh, yeah, maybe the doctor is right.
我确实需要一天吃三片药
Maybe I do need all three pills a day.
桃乐茜永远不会告诉她的
Dorothy will never tell her.
-告诉她什么? -这是个秘密
Tell her what? The secret.
我可不知道
That I don't know.
萝丝 你是不是知道些什么
Rose. There's something you know that you're not telling me.
你想问什么都可以
You can ask me all the questions you want.
但是我不会告诉你
You'll never break me.
所以你并没有爱上这个埃迪
So you're not in love with this Eddie guy.
当然没有 妈妈
Oh, no, ma.
那你为什么总是和他在一起?
Then why you spending all your time with him?
埃迪是爱情机器?
Eddie's a love machine?
对不起 桃乐茜 我已经尽力隐瞒了!
I'm sorry, Dorothy. I held out as long as I could!
她说她要给我挠痒痒!
She said she'd tickle me!
你真是个典型的纳尔逊·曼德拉 萝丝
You're a regular Nelson Mandela, Rose.
南非总统 曾领导反种族隔离运动 1956年因叛国罪被捕 1961年无罪释放
这就是原因吗？ 情欲？
So that's it, lust!
妈 我是成年人了 我也有需求
Look, ma, I am a grown woman, and I have needs.
需求?你需要食物 需要空气
Needs? You need food, you need air.
你还需要更好的抗皱霜
You need a better wrinkle cream.
你不需要性爱运动
You don't need sport nookie.
这对你来说是不对的 桃乐茜
This is wrong for you, Dorothy.
不对?
Wrong for me?
你知道吗 妈妈
You know, ma,
这就是我一开始没有告诉你的原因
this is why I didn't tell you about this in the first place.
你总是批评我
You are always criticizing me.
你总是在评判我
You are always judging me.
你总是对我指手画脚
You are always telling me what to do.
这次我要做我觉得对的事
Well this time I'm going to do what feels right for me
你说什么都不会让我感到内疚的
and there's nothing you can say that will make me feel guilty about it.
天啊 我要是有机会嫁给平·克劳斯贝比就好了
Boy, I wish I'd married Bing Crosby when I had the chance.
连续14年被评选位全美十大明星之一
为什么 因为他严于律人?
Why, because he was such a strict disciplinarian?
不 因为我现在会是个有钱的寡妇
No, because now I'd be a wealthy widow
在圆石滩有自己的房子
with my own place in Pebble Beach
这样我就不用听这些废话了!
so I wouldn't have to listen to that crap!
我今天什么都挑不出来
I just haven't found a thing today.
我穿美国衣服不好看
I don't look right in American clothes.
我的的身体更像欧洲人
I have a more European body.
哦 欧洲人也都有大屁股吗?
Oh, in Europe do they all have big butts too?
-嗨 布兰琪 -嗨 萝丝 -嗨孩子们
Hi Blanche, hi Rose. Hi girls.
你们两个到底去哪儿了?
Where on earth have you girls been?
我们帮助老年人抓好自动扶梯
We were helping elderly people get a good grip on the escalator
完全忘记了时间
and we just lost all track of time.
真好啊 不是吗?
How sweet, isn't that sweet?
你们能帮我们拿一下吗?
Can you guys hold our bags?
我们想去喷泉里扔几个硬币
We want to go toss a few pennies in the fountain.
我要许个愿 愿我们永远做朋友
I'm gonna make a wish that we stay pals forever.
哦 亲爱的 我们车上等你们
Oh, sweetie. We'll see you in the car.
-好吧 再见 -再见
Okay, bye. Bye.
-他们难道不是最棒的吗? -是的
Aren't they the greatest? Yes.
看来我对他们的影响很大
Looks like I've been a good influence on them.
对不起 女士们
Excuse me, ladies.
我要检查一下你们的包
I need to inspect your bag.
我以为你们都睡着了 你们怎么才回来?
I thought you were both asleep. Why are you just getting in?
因为美国的司法系统
Because the justice system in America
陈旧又过时 而且机械化
is an imperfect and sluggish piece of antiquated machinery.
怎么啦？
What?
我们被关进了监狱
We were in the slammer.
我们可爱的小姑娘偷了一些商品
Our cute little pals stole some merchandise
让我们成为替罪羊
and made us the fall guys.
我们明天中午必须出庭
We have to appear in court at noon tomorrow.
你去哪儿了?我们整晚都在给你打电话
And where were you? We were calling all night.
我和埃迪出去了 事实上 我自己也刚到家
I was out with Eddie. Actually, I just got home myself.
我想知道为什么索菲亚没接电话
I wonder why Sophia didn't answer.
她可能以为是我打来的 所以不接
She probably thought it was me calling and decided not to answer.
这是她从我15岁起 就用在我身上让我内疚的把戏
It's a little guilt trick she's used on me ever since I was 15.
说她做了个大手术 两天后才告诉我
That and having major surgery and telling me about it two days later.
有时她甚至不需要跟我说动手术
Sometimes she didn't even need the surgery.
那就是内疚
That's guilt.
我妈让我感到内疚的日子结束了
Well, the days of my mother making me feel guilty are over.
我和埃迪的关系没有问题
There is nothing wrong with my relationship with Eddie.
如果我妈妈不接受 我很抱歉 那是她的问题
And if my mother can't buy it, I am very sorry, it is her problem.
刚到家?
Oh, just getting in?
听着 如果你们三个打算在这里住几天
Listen, if you three are just gonna use this place days,
你们介意我给自己弄个急救呼机吗?
would you mind if I got one of those medical emergency beepers?
如果哪天早上你们回到家发现我在门口
I'd feel terrible if you came home one morning
而不是迈阿密先驱报 我会很难过的
and found me on the doorstep instead of the Miami Herald.
妈 这没用的
Ma, it's not gonna work.
我不为在外过夜而感到内疚
I do not feel guilty about staying out all night,
也不为埃迪感到内疚
and I do not feel guilty about Eddie.
别小看我
Don't underestimate me.
如果我愿意 我可以让你为轰炸珍珠港感到内疚
I could make you feel guilty about bombing Pearl Harbor if I wanted.
重点是我不想让你感到内疚
The point is I don't want you to feel guilty.
肉体关系并没有错
There's nothing wrong with a physical relationship.
那你昨晚说的话呢?
Well then, what about what you said last night?
如果你能让我说完 卡扎菲上校
If you had let me finished my thought, Colonel Gaddafi,
穆阿迈尔·卡扎菲 带领推翻利比亚君主制
你可能就会明白了
you might have understood.
我说我觉得这种关系不适合你
I said I thought this kind of relationship was wrong for you.
其实不是
Well it's not.
桃乐茜 我是你妈妈 我了解你
Dorothy, I'm your mother, I know you.
你是一个有爱心又敏感的人
You're a loving and sensitive person.
但总有一天这些是不够的
But this isn't gonna be enough someday.
你会感到无聊和不满 最终你会不开心
You'll be bored and dissatisfied, and you'll end up unhappy.
我不想看到这种事发生在你身上 闺女
I hate to see that happen to you, pussycat.
但如果你觉得你能搞定
But if you think you can handle that,
只要直视我的眼睛告诉我 我就不再提这事了
just look me straight in the eye and I'll drop the whole thing.
妈 我能搞定
Ma, I can handle that.
两只眼睛
Both eyes.
妈 我讨厌你说对了
Oh ma, I hate it when you're right,
我想我一直都知道你是对的
and I guess I knew you were right all along.
那你打算怎么办 桃乐茜?
Well what are you gonna do, Dorothy?
好吧 我得和埃迪谈谈
Well, I'll have to have a talk with Eddie.
我的意思是 很明显我跟他要慢慢拉开距离
I mean, it is obvious that this relationship has to taper off.
好吧 我结束它!
All right, I'll end it!
姑娘们 我需要知道你们会去法庭说出实情
Girls, I know you're gonna go to court and tell the truth.
我们很想 但是我们可能会有麻烦
We'd like to, but we could get in some trouble.
少年法庭的大多数法官都认识我们
You see, most of the judges in the juvenile court know us.
我想是我们的可爱行为已经过时了
I think we've worn out our cute act.
现在给我听好了 你们这些小坏蛋
Now you listen to me, you little monsters.
如果你们觉得我们会成为替罪羊
If you think we're gonna be your patsies
那你们就大错特错了
you have another thing coming.
也许一些饼干和牛奶会改变你们的想法
Maybe some cookies and milk would change your mind.
我给你们50美元 你们去说实话 你们觉得呢？
Here, how about $50 and you tell the truth. What do you say?
-你是想贿赂我们吗 布兰琪? -是啊 理解得很快
Are you trying to bribe us, Blanche? Oh yeah, you catch on quick.
每人150
Make it 150, each.
哦 你们这些小海盗
Oh you little pirates.
好吧 给你们 现在你们走吧
All right, you got it. Now get out of here.
-谢谢你 布兰琪 -快走开!
Both: Thank you, Blanche. Oh, beat it!
我真不敢相信你做了那种事
I can't believe you did that.
别担心 那张支票是用我们
Don't worry, that check was written on our
上周关闭的度假账户开的
vacation account that we closed last week.
银行宁愿兑现吉姆和塔米·巴克的支票
The bank would sooner cash a check from Jim and Tammy Bakker.
该夫妇创造了电视布道的媒体帝国 1987年因吉姆性丑闻而破产
女孩们在哪里?
Where are the girls?
他们突然改变主意了
Oh, they had a sudden change of heart.
他们决定认罪
They decided to confess.
天啊 那是埃迪
Oh god, that's Eddie.
我不知道我能不能撑过去
I don't know if I can go through with this.
哦 桃乐茜 别担心
Oh now, Dorothy, don't worry.
我们都在你身边 帮你度过难关
We're both right beside you to help you through it.
这并不容易 埃迪对我有种奇怪的控制力
It's not that easy. Eddie has some kind of a strange hold over me.
胡扯 埃迪只是个普通人
Oh, baloney. Eddie is just a man,
和这些年来甩了你的男人一样
cut from the same cloth as the many men
who have dumped you over the years.
把他想象成那些男人 桃乐茜
Just think of him as all those men, Dorothy.
被你被甩之前 先把他甩了
Become the dumper before you become the dumpee.
你说得对 你说得对
You're right, you're right.
我要像保罗·本宁顿甩我一样甩他
I'm gonna get rid of him just the way Paul Bennington got rid of me,
史蒂文·门德尔布朗甩我的方式……
the way Steven Mendelbrown got rid of me...
我们整个下午都在这里 你能先把门打开吗?
We'll be here all afternoon. Can you just open the door?
没错 这个人已经是过去式了
Right, the man is history.
-嗨 桃乐茜 -埃迪 我太想你了
Hi, Dorothy. Oh Eddie, I want you so bad.
-桃乐茜 -我忍不住
Dorothy. I can't help it.
他穿这套小西装看起来真可爱
He looks so cute in that little suit.
出什么事了吗 桃乐茜?
Is something wrong, Dorothy?
是的 埃迪 有些事情..
Yes, Eddie, there is something wrong. Eddie, we have...
埃迪 别用嘴唇做那个了
Eddie, stop doing that with your lip.
做什么?
Doing what?
你嘴角那性感的抖动
That sexy quivering thing in the corner of your mouth.
我舌头在挑松卡在牙缝里的罂粟籽
I was just trying to loosen up a poppy seed
caught in my teeth with my tongue.
-这让我疯狂 -桃乐茜!
Well it's driving me crazy. Dorothy!
过来 埃迪 坐这儿吧
Come here, Eddie. Sit down here.
听着 桃乐茜想告诉你的是……
Listen. What Dorothy is trying to tell you...
你喷的是什么古龙水?
What's that cologne you're wearing?
我没有喷古龙水
I'm not wearing cologne.
这是不可能的
That's impossible.
闻起来有点像老香料和麝香的的混合味道……
Smells kind of like a mixture of Old Spice, and musk...
-还有上等牛排味? -是的
And a porterhouse steak? Yes.
那就是我 我出汗的时候 味道真的会很浓
That's me. The smell really gets intense when I sweat.
真的吗?我很想知道是怎么回事……
Really? Well I'd be curious to find out just how...
布兰琪!
Blanche!
看这儿 埃迪 你听我说
Now look here, Eddie. Now you listen to me.
桃乐茜决定不再和你有任何瓜葛
Dorothy has decided she wants nothing more to do with you.
我不明白为什么 我觉得你的耳朵
I can't understand why because I think you have
是我这辈子见过的最可爱的
about the cutest ears I've ever seen on a man in my entire life.
它们让你看起来像小鹿斑比
They make your head look like Bambi.
娶我吧 埃迪
Marry me, Eddie.
女士们 女士们 拜托
Ladies, ladies, please.
这种事总是发生 我被诅咒了
This always happens, I'm cursed.
从我还是个孩子的时候起
Ever since I was a little kid I've been
我对女人来说就是完全无法抗拒的
absolutely irresistible to women.
我知道 我长得有点普通
I know, I'm a little plain to look at.
哦 不 你一点也不普通
Oh no, you're not plain at all.
-你很可爱的 - 像纽扣一样可爱
You're adorable. Cute as a button.
拜托 让我说完 我知道我长得普通
Please, please let me finish. I know I'm plain to look at.
但我做的每件事似乎都让异性心痒难搔
But everything I do seems to drive the opposite sex crazy!
我不是故意这样做的 它就这么发生了
I don't do it on purpose, it just happens.
我看女人的方式 我和女人做爱的方式
The way I look at a woman. The way I make love to a woman.
我亲吻女人的方式
The way I kiss a woman.
我和女人做爱的方式
The way I make love to a woman.
你说了两次做爱
You said make love twice.
我知道 那是我的最爱
I know, it's my favorite.
你今晚想甩了我 我一点都不奇怪 桃乐茜
I'm not surprised you wanted to dump me tonight, Dorothy.
好人总是这样
The good ones always do.
他们总是想要更多
They always end up wanting more
而不仅仅是充满了放纵的夜晚
than just nights filled with unbridled ecstasy.
你明天有什么安排吗?
What are you doing tomorrow?
我得走了 我惹的麻烦够多了
I better get going. I caused enough trouble.
埃迪 我们就不能以朋友的身份偶尔见面吗?
Look, Eddie, Eddie, can't we see each
other occasionally just as friends?
这行不通 就像试着吃一片薯片
It won't work. It's like trying to eat one potato chip.
再见
Au revoir.
-哦 你好 索菲亚 -你好 埃迪
Oh, hello Sophia. Hello, Eddie.
埃迪 我从没注意到你脖子上有美人痣
Eddie, I never noticed that beauty mark on your neck.
美人痣?
What beauty mark?
那一个!
That one!
索菲亚!
Sophia!
翻译：古镇少年